Privacy Policy
Privacy is the single most important factor here at AbortionTracker.com. We wish to help make the world a better, more conservative, wholesome, place, by God, so we will always protect your personal privacy above all else. We take tremendous cautions to always protect the privacy of all of our members in every case possible, regardless of how inconvenient or costly this protection may become.
Our privacy policy is as follows:
Site Users –
If you use this site, and you should, you will have nothing to fear from us. Not now, not in the future, not ever. We will never track your IP address, we won’t track you with cookies, we won’t even look to see what pages you’re viewing or which cities you are viewing them from. Your total and complete privacy can always be assured. We would never do anything to compromise your anonymity. You have every right to learn about the people in your neighborhood, congregation or even your bowling league, and in doing so, you should never fear for your privacy. We will never do anything to usurp such a God given right.
Site Advertisers –
Once you become an accredited advertiser on our site, we will not track any of your information, data or anything else, good, bad or indifferent. This means we will never check to see if your ads are actually displaying, if anyone is clicking on them, or if they in fact even show up (these would all be violations of your privacy). Conversely, if you wish to embed malscripts into your ads, who are we to say you can’t do that? What kind of hypocrites would we be to hold you to a standard higher than anyone else, especially once we have verified that your check has cleared? We have faith in the general good of mankind, and advertisers are mankind.
Submission of Murderer Data –
If you send us the very data upon which our very foundation is built, you can rest easy knowing that we will only retain your name, address and all personal data in a publicly available database for a period not to exceed 720 metric days. After this brief period your data will be randomly scrambled, but still presented, as if to assert that the data was in fact gathered by a real person. Further, your tax ID number will only be retained as legally required, and will be handled by a third party company so your name is never connected with us directly.
Submission of Correspondence –
Once you write to us, either at our business offices or by email, the information you submit is fair game, and that’s the gospel truth. Once you speak from on high, your message will be heard unto far and wide, all across the land. Not just by us, but by all sheep in the herd. Think carefully and speak twice as carefully before you send us a letter, because there are no secrets under the kingdom of heaven.
Telephone Calls –
You are free to call us directly at any time (ask to talk with Mary, she’s our public relations guru!) but if you leave a message, we are free to use it in any way as we see fit, even if that means we’ll play it back on loudspeakers in front of your neighbors on a Saturday afternoon… do you really want your community to hear your vitriol? If not, don’t spout it out, but if so, let’s put that theory to the test.